Entertaining friends this 4th of July weekend? Here are some old fashion 4th of July jokes that will really impress your guests:
Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
To get to the other tide!
What did the visitor say as he left the Statue of Liberty?
“Keep in torch!”
Why were the early American settlers like ants?
Because they lived in colonies!
The difference between a duck and George Washington is:
One has a bill on his face; the other has his face on a bill!
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